50.
Author: Charles and Mary Lamb
Title: Tales from Shakespeare
Publication: Paperback
Pages: 346 pages
Genre: Nonfiction
Acquisition: Off the shelf
Date Completed: June 22, 2010
Rating: 1 stars out of 5

Children are not inherently stupid; nor are they incapable of processing complex emotional situations. However, the Lambs' Tales from Shakespeare is just one of the publications that has convinced adults everywhere that their poor little darling really aren't very bright, and they must be sheltered from dangerous ideas at all cost!

The cost, in this case, is a Canon King, and confidence in children's intellectual capabilities. I said this before, but I'll say it again: The Lambs present the shell of the plots, but the characters and details are horribly mangled. The language and story construction are clumsy, and I'm amazed I ever made it through the book as a young reader. I have very strong ideas about children and reading material, so I realize I will be in the minority in my opinions. But so they stand.

Neither of us enjoyed the latest bedtime story.

49.
Author: Susan Griffin
Title: The Book of the Courtesans: A Catalogue of Their Virtues
Publication: Paperback
Pages: 250 pages
Genre: Nonfiction
Acquisition: Recommended by dk_phoenix
Date Completed: June 19, 2010
Rating: 3 stars out of 5

The Book of the Courtesans is Susan Griffin's love letter to women of loose morals. For a book designated nonfiction, I found Griffin's writing to be more romance than history; she only peppers her daydreams of rags-to-riches courtesans and women of delightful freedom and tenacity with biographical information of the women themselves.

The title suggests a structured look at the "virtues" of courtesans throughout history, so the author's bias is neither unexpected nor unappreciated (after all, I purchased her book because of my own personal interest in the subject). For the most part, the virtues she lists are what a reader would expect from the subject matter: beauty, wit, grace. However, the author takes numerous liberties with her own structure, and includes "virtues" such as timing (which I wouldn't necessarily call a virtue), and even includes "Her Pink Rabbits" under the chapter on "Brilliance". Hhmmm.

The Book of the Courtesans is an exercise in purple prose and presumption as opposed to reliable research and true biography. While the reader will be treated to some information about the women who inspire Griffin's work, what they will largely encounter is Griffin's own romanticized imaginings of the world that these women create.

48.
Author: Dan Wells
Title: I am Not a Serial Killer
Publication: Paperback
Pages: 272 pages
Genre: Young Adult Horror
Acquisition: Recommended by drneutron on LibraryThing
Date Completed: June 13, 2010
Rating: 5 stars out of 5

John Wayne is a fifteen-year-old boy who lives with his single mother above the mortuary she owns with her twin sister. He's also a sociopath determined to prevent himself from becoming a serial killer, even as he explores his fascination with the phenomena. But when a series of violent murders occur in his previously quiet town, John finds himself drawn to the crimes, and realizes that he is the only one in town with the insight to stop the serial killer in their midst.

I Am Not a Serial Killer is a grisly and captivating narrative, and Wells adopts an interesting perspective to explore the darker side of human desire. I was a little disappointed with one aspect of the novel: I would have found the story more compelling if the narrative stayed focused on realism versus the fantastic. Still, I would recommend I am Not a Serial Killer to adults and teens who enjoy mysteries, the macabre, and perhaps a fascination with the scariest monsters that exist: serial killers.

45.
Author: Keri Arthur
Title: Embraced by Darkness
Publication: Kindle Edition
Pages: 384 pages
Genre: Horror/romance
Acquisition: Purchased June 4, 2010
Date Completed: June 8, 2010
Rating: 3 stars out of 5

It's about what you'd expect. I do have to say, it's kind of refreshing to read a "romance" that doesn't try to wrap the sex scenes in a fluffy padding of euphemisms. The plot may have been overly predictable, but the honesty alone makes Arthur's books worth reading.


46.
Author: Thomas Wright
Title: Built of Books
Publication: Hardback
Pages: 318 pages
Genre: Nonfiction/biography
Acquisition: Purchased February 18, 2010
Date Completed: June 10, 2010
Rating: 4.5 stars out of 5

There is no better way to get to know an author than by reading a biography of books. Thomas Wright's Built of Books presents Oscar Wilde's life in a series of reading lists that illuminate his personal and professional lives. Unlike other biographies, which focus on personal relationships (and, of course, Wilde's trial), Wright's treatment of the famous aesthete treats the author's internal life, and really brings to life the thoughts and ideas of the infamous poet/playwright. Thomas Wright's Oscar Wilde is a complete person, revealed in all his intellectual glory. I would highly recommend this biography to anyone with even a passing interest in Oscar Wilde.

47.
Author: Vicki Leon
Title: Working IX to V
Publication: Paperback
Pages: 301 pages
Genre: History
Acquisition: Purchased February 18, 2010
Date Completed: June 10, 2010
Rating: stars out of 5

I am not going to rate this book because I would be rating based on expectations as opposed to the actual content. I was disappointed that Leon favored quantity over quality; I was hoping to find more detailed information. However, that's not the book that Leon wanted to write.

44.
Author: Laurell K. Hamilton
Title: Bullet
Publication: Hard back
Pages: 356 pages
Genre: Horror/erotica
Acquisition: Purchased June 1, 2010
Date Completed: June 4, 2010
Rating: 3 stars out of 5

Every time I review an Anita Blake book I feel the need to distinguish between the "Vintage Blakers", who prefer the earlier books in the series, and the Progressive Blakers, who prefer the smut and loose morals of later books. I am without a doubt a Progressive Blaker, although I've enjoyed nearly every book in the series.

Flirt was the first Anita Blake book that I honestly did not enjoy; the novella did nothing more than add another unnecessary participant in the Circus Harem, and everything about the publication kind of fell flat. I had high hopes that Bullet would redeem the series, and I'm afraid it falls short of my expectations.

For the Anita readers who are frustrated with the level of erotica of later books: avoid Bullet entirely. Very little of the novel takes place outside of the Circus of the Damned, and that's because the novel is almost entirely erotica. On the plus side, some issues are resolved (although a little too quickly and easily for true narrative honesty), and a sense of peace and comfort descends upon the "family." Yes, new characters are introduced, but thankfully the angst is checked at the door, and the spirit of cooperation and open-mindedness takes residence.

On the bad side: First of all, I was disappointed in the "significant" deaths that take place. On Twitter, Laurell K. Hamilton hinted that Bullet would mark the end for some prominent characters, and the author herself claimed to weep over the loss of the characters destined to die. However, I did not feel the casualties were nearly as significant as Hamilton suggested. One death in particular is made poignant by Anita's emotional response, but even that was not really important in the story. My second major criticism is that I found much of the writing to be sloppy and amateur. At several points in the novel a paragraph will begin with Anita's observation, move into a description that validates or explains that observation .... and then repeats the observation itself. It reads like the kind of mistake a careless (or inexperienced) writer would make, and such slips really should have been caught by the author or editor during revisions of the novel itself. I'm not sure who is really to "blame", here, but I found it to be less than professional - especially for the nineteenth book in a series.

For Vintage Blakers, Bullet is probably a step back from the progress made in Skin Trade, but for Anita fans looking for a little bump and grind, Bullet would make a great beach (or bedroom) read.

43.
Author: Sara Poole
Title: Poison
Publication: St. Martin's, August 2010
Pages: 388 pages
Genre: Historical Fiction
Acquisition: Advanced Readers' Edition, May 10, 2010
Date Completed: May 29, 2010
Rating: 4 stars out of 5

I do not usually seek out historical fiction, but I believe I am an ideal candidate for Poole's novel, Poison; I know enough about the Borgias and the Italian Renaissance to follow the allusions presented in the novel, but not enough to pick up on any inconsistencies. As such, I really enjoyed Poole's depiction of a young female poisoner working in the Borgia household as the Cardinal works towards the papacy.

The history that inspires Poole is rich in glamor and intrigue, and the author takes advantage of the raw material to present an equally contentious story. The novel is not lacking in action and development.

Poison is not a perfect novel. My primary complaint is that Poole (and Francesca, through her creator) has a tendency to slip into lectures that do not flow with the narrative itself. While I am sure that incorporating realistic facts in a work of fiction can be extremely difficult, I did not find Poole's present attempts successful. I appreciated the effort to include concerns over birth control and the brewing of poisons, but the information itself disrupts the story, and it can take the reader a few paragraphs to actually warm up to the narrative. And I was more than a little disappointed when Francesca interrupted her own narratives by deciding that her knowledge of poisons was too tempting for her audience.

Recommended for fans of historical fiction, the Italian Renaissance, and/or the Borgia family.

42.
Author: Kim Harrison
Title: Black Magic Sanction
Publication: Hard back
Pages: 487 pages
Genre: Horror
Acquisition: Purchased February 23, 2010
Date Completed: May 22, 2010
Rating: 3 stars out of 5

I found it very difficult to invest myself in the latest Hollows book, Black Magic Sanction; although I purchased (and began reading) the book when it was first published in February, it has taken me until late May to finish my reading. Why? Because I found the first three hundred (plus) pages exhausting.

The narrative runs readers in circles. Rachel is dealing with the same problems time and time again, and never gains any grounds. The story itself jerks the reader from one place to another to another, and very little is actually accomplished or developed. Characters pop in and out seemingly at random, with very little rhyme or reason.

The most irritating aspect of this book is that Rachel herself has become stagnant. She's swamped by the same emotional and social difficulties that are introduced early in the series, and her inability to progress is the most exhausting aspect of the narrative.

However, a major character shift takes place around page 330 or so, and development truly begins. The final 160 pages move quickly, and Rachel herself seems to come alive again. Progress takes place in typical Harrison fashion, and the conclusion of the story is as successful as the beginning is tedious.

"To tell people what to read is, as a rule, either useless or harmful; for the appreciation of literature is a question of temperament not of teaching [...]. But to tell people what not to read is a very different matter, and I venture to recommend it as a mission..." - Oscar Wilde, "Letter to the Pall Mall Gazette on the Subject of 'The Best Hundred Books'" (qtd. Wright, Built of Books, 317).

41.
Author: Alexander Roberts
Title: A Treatise of Witchcraft
Publication: Kindle Edition
Pages: 52 pages
Genre: Historical document
Acquisition: Free download May 17, 2010
Date Completed: May 18, 2010
Rating:

I find the idea of rating an historical publication like Alexandr Roberts' A Treatise of Witchcraft difficult, so I have opted not to do so. However, the content itself is very interesting. In his 1620 writing Roberts moves through a series of topics related to witchcraft: he begins by insisting that witches are real (and references historical sources like The Odyssey and the Bible as support), and then outlines exactly why witchcraft is to be abhorred by the Christian community. Roberts speaks of the spiritual salvation of witches (which would ideally come just before their execution), defends the sentencing of witches, and details a specific example of witchcraft that occasioned the writing of his Treatise. The discussion of the contemporary case was intriguing, but I found Roberts' focus on gender roles particularly interesting. Throughout the text he assures his readers that not all witches are women, but he then goes on to explain why women are more susceptible to the Devil, and why the majority of magic practitioners are therefore women. As you can imagine, Roberts references everything from Eve to physical differences to an inclination towards the passionate as reasons why women are more likely to fall into Satan's grasp.

While the ideas presented would be familiar to anyone with even a passing knowledge of witchcraft trials, Roberts' treatise makes for a clear and forward primary source for the discussion of the occult.

40.
Author: Charlaine Harris
Title: Dead in the Family
Publication: Hardback, Ace
Pages: 311 pages
Genre: Vampire/Romance
Acquisition: Purchased May 11, 2010
Date Completed: May 14, 2010
Rating: 2 stars out of 5

I have always had a difficult relationship with the Sookie Stackhouse series. When I read the first few novels I couldn't help but think that some of the subtleties were lost on me due to my own ignorance of Southern culture, but as the series progressed I found myself drawn in. The last three novels have evoked very strong responses from me: I thought book eight was horrible, I devoured book nine, and I found the latest novel to be downright dull.

Harris' narrative style is a mix of action and everyday; readers are as likely to sunbathe with Sookie as they are to fight off evil vampires or face down a maenad. However, this changes in Dead in the Family: almost everything presented is, well, mundane. Sookie ... sunbathes. And babysits. And recovers from the trauma of the previous story. Harris attempts to fill in plots and tie up loose ends, but nothing is truly captivating. There is some consideration of supernatural politics following the developments of earlier books, but even that is rather blase.

In the end, I would say that Dead in the Family reads like Harris is attempting to answer fan mail. What is Eric's maker like? Will Bill ever get over Sookie? Will Jason ever find peace? Who fathered Claudine's baby? These questions are answered in an interview-like fashion, with very little action in between. It feels like the show has taken its toll on the series, and it may be time for me to write off the series once and for all.


And as a side note: I cannot express how much I loathe the cover art for this series. I really hope there is a sentimental or personal reason for the artist selection; otherwise, it's an exercise in ridiculously bad taste. Without fail, the covers are downright hideous and juvenile.